The Rules of Online Gaming

1. No spawn camping. If you spawn camp, you are scum. Firing a few rounds into the respawn area is okay if you’re chasing somebody back to base, but don’t freaking make a home there.

2. No team killing. It doesn’t happen that much anymore, but when it does it is the most damn frustrating thing to deal with. You start doing that and you spend the rest of the game on an annoying vendetta with each other.

3. No talk spamming. You play some music, fine. If people complain, stop. But if you send out a banging stream of sound effects and screechy lines from movies, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

4. Never, ever, ever use the “N” word. Or the “C” word either if a gamme femme is online.